Late Show on CBS
Even the Statue of Liberty called in sick.
MLB: Great Day For a Parade.
The Yanks get a ticker tape parade.
The Vampires Diaries on CW
Stefan tries to save Vicki from herself. Damon tries to take his necklace back from Bonnie, he is shocked by Bonnie's powers. Bonnie discovers more about her family's history. Matt takes Vicki to a haunted house.
Survivor on CBS
The two tribes merge together and people scramble to avoid being the first one voted out at the upcoming tribal council.
Fringe on FOX
The straw that broke the camel's back.
FlashForward on ABC
Do they or don't they?
Gangland on History Channel
Gangland tells the insider story of some of America’s most notorious street gangs, how they’ve shaped their times and affected the neighborhoods they control. From the destruction wrought by the heroin kingpins in Harlem of the 1970’s to today’s most dangerous gang MS-13, which has spread out from the inner city to infect unexpected turf, suburban communities, gangs have a rich yet deadly history.
Late Late Show on CBS
Comparing a pig to Andy Warhol?
Yanks Win: Pay Up
A bet is a bet and losing sucks.
Modern Family on ABC
Manny becomes interested in fencing and the whole family comes out to cheer him on. However, with Jay being so interested in Manny's success at fencing, Mitchell's old childhood wound is triggered. Meanwhile, Phil tries to see if Luke has any hidden talents of his own.
America's Next Top Model on CW
The models explore cliffs in Hawaii and strike poses while jumping into water. The photo shoot takes place in the ocean. Supermodel Marisa Miller is a guest judge.
The Middle on ABC
Who wants to wear the dog suit?
Man Vs Food on Travel
Travel Channel's Man v. Food, host Adam Richman sets out to travel the country in search of the best places to do some serious indulging. Adam begins his quest to find the best traditional food the nation can serve up. Adam will take on the toughest food challenge. Whether he's devouring the Atomic Hot Wings platter in Pittsburgh, or a 13-pound pizza in Atlanta, Adam digs in with zeal becoming our ambassador to all things delicious.
Weird Creatures on Science Channel
Mole Lizard: Join Nick Baker as he takes a road trip through Mexico's Baja peninsula in search of the elusive Mole Lizard (aka Five-toed Worm Lizard). Through its evolutionary journey it lost its rear limbs, leaving a creature that looks like part snake, part lizard and part earthworm.
Gary Unmarried on CBS
Explosive diarrea in front of a hottie.
Dancing with the Stars on ABC
In the results show of seventh week another couple will be going home. Mark Ballas and Derek Hough will show their playing and singing skills together with Ballas Hough Band.
The Good Wife on CBS
Alicia agrees to a conjugal visit with Peter in order to get information from him about her new client, a death row inmate, who was convicted while Peter was the state's attorney.
V on ABC
How 'bout them apples?
Melrose Place on CW
Time to impress the boss with culinary B.S.
The Universe on the History Channel
Science Fiction, Science Fact: Warp speed, transporters, wormholes and lasers--they are all staples of science fiction books, movies, and TV shows. But the fantastic world of tomorrow is quickly becoming the futuristic world of today. While you may not be "beaming" to your next appointment any time soon, researchers are preparing for the first tests of a present-day "transporter." And while scientists have long mocked Hollywood's visions of warp speed and faster-than-light travel as prohibited b